#but damn ngl this is funny

[dizzybizz]

"this is regrettably the best kiss of your life, you understand?"

[dancefloors]

you see all this taylor/brittany mahomes stuff?

yeah

[prachelley]

based on the request I got: "dark magician girl breakdancing to distract the enemies"

[triglycercule]

funny idea but what if the mtt (+ nightmare. feelin inclusive today) made a "book club" and nightmare's the only one that takes it seriously. for the mtt it's just a collective effort to come up with the craziest book plots ever and try to convince the others that this bs that they're yapping is a real book

nightmare is extremely confused when dust begins talking about his book called "the ribshanker" and it's a horror thriller book where this dog ends up digging through graveyards and stealing ribs to reassemble his dead mate (a big reveal was that the dog was gay) who died due to a shooting from the local bombs specialist and then the final chapter of the book ends up with the dog mauling a farmer and stealing his head. and then when the dog's dogfriend returns to life he actually returns as the sans from underdog (probably an AU out there)

and killer and horror feed into this fake ass story by adding dumb details and making the plot more confusing but it somehow makes sense in the end and nightmare is confused out of his mind. the book they chose for the book club was metamorphosis by gregor samsa what the fuck is this ribshanker shit. he has his suspicions that they're actually just making shit up when killer ends up describing a book with a plot that's a wee bit too similar to how he met nightmare

[solradguy]

I thought the early 2000s "strong yet naked/mostly naked woman kept in her place by stronger, bigger, beast/monster or gang of racist caricatures" trope* was known by basically everyone but I mentioned it as a criticism of this older art book I'd flipped through recently to a friend and it turns out it isn't lol Maybe I've just read too many Heavy Metal issues... It used to be HORRIBLY inescapable in any sort of mature art scene back in the day lmao

*This trope is different from the pre-2000s one because the women usually look like they COULD fight back for at least a little bit whereas the previous trope had them be completely helpless damsels in distress

[spideriot]

my fav thing abt the shaymanda fnaf 2 foxy jumpscare™️ is that amanda STILL brings it up to this day. its been 8 months and she hasnt let it go. whenever she can she goes "at least i dont leave my partner HANGING", she has to remind everyone sbt shayne throwing the controller at her snd letting her get jumpscared by foxy. she's so petty and i love that for her

[coffin-hopping]

I ain’t even that deep in the mouthwashing fandom but I saw a post that was like “if jimmy just admitted he loved curly he wouldn’t have attacked anya and crashed the ship lmfao” 😐 what the fuck are we doing here man

[ganondoodle]

as i was awake in the middle of the night for like 2 hours bc i felt sick i had more somewhat random totk thoughts

one being that i really hate how raurus response to concerned zelda is, after sonia died in that almost funny how little impactful it was way, "im sure you are here for a reason" (actually, i hate how often this sentence is used in general to .. idk i guess its supposed to be inspiritational???)

bc what does that mean actually? him saying that to someone who got there absolutely by accident really just sounds like "i dont care go figure it out yourself bc i dont want to think about anything concerning you or your troubles lol" i guess its meant to sound like OOOOH fate has BROUGHT you here bc you have to furfill a role you dont know yet (spoiler its being a sacrifice girl with no personality) and besides me hating the 'inescapable fate' trope in general (at least the way its usually done in these games, which is not to struggle against it but willingly accept whatever you are told and pretend thats good) its really jsut goddamn boring and is really only an excuse to well .. ignore her and her trouble; shouldnt you, if you were actually such a cool guy like the game wants me to believe so bad, do everything in your power to get zelda back to her own world before shes pulled even further into the war you caused now that her only ""mentor"" that could help her get more use of her pretty much useless sudden powers is gone too?? i know shes basically dead wife sonia replacement (can of worms ugh) but it still grinds my gears whenever i think of that cutscene, bc i cant help but hear it as the lamest excuse in existence to not care about her and just kinda .. see what happens which in this case means leave zelda completely on her her own since both rauru and mineru die as well (honestly shouldnt rauru have thought about like .. any plan to defeat gan besides dying himself, given hes the oh so cool and goodest guy king whos only mistake was not stabbing gan the second he stepped into their kathedral castle thing, like even if you had a plan it can still fail but it seemed like he just kinda went in with a handful of people that didnt seem to know each other at all, never got names or faces -or unique voices for that matter- to fight gan face to face inlcuding the girl that came from a different time and had nothing to do with any of this conflict and couldnt even really control her sudden new powers just seems pretty stupid)

thought 2

how totk really feels like botw but for the people who didnt like shiekah tech, its not a sequel, its botw again, but version of only sonau, its like a pokemon game that had two versions but one has weirdly incoherent story and acts like the other never existed jsut as a whole its like retreading the same points but worse, all shiekah tech that was so integral to the world and had such a long history just vanishing and no one caring about any of it like it never happened, HELL the titans were called divine beasts in english but i guess they werent divine or important enough to keep around LOL champions WHO and isntead a never before seen or even heard of race for that matter showing up and planting their ass in every place the shiekah were before, dare i say it feels weirdly manipulative, like either them or some outside force erasing every fact about the ancient shiekah and replace them with sonau stuff bc they are the hot new shit now

this is a point that just doesnt stop bothering me, how the shiekah tech seemed so carefully designed and integrated into botws world and story, its a difficult to keep balance after all, integrating high tech stuff into a medieval setting, but they made it work! and then totk comes around and throws a bunch modern day tech into it puts some vague greenish stone filter on its exterior and call that even better more ancient tech; why did they even bother to make pottery inspired laser shooting spider legged robots so well integrated when they throw a car and rockets into the next game without a thought and call it a day, what was the fucking point

it feels like someone was dead set on having a set of legos thrown into the game it had no place in, if you want players to build whatever they want make a building game instead!! especially if you are just gonna throw it in with seemingly no consideration how out of place it feels togehter with the fACT THAT YOU ALREADY HAD AND ANCIENT HIGH TECH CIVILIZATION WITH A VERY DISTINCT AESTHETIC THAT WAS ALREADY WELL INTEGRATED INTO THE WORLD YOU ARE PLANNING TO REUSE WITH ALOT OF MYSTERY AND UNKOWN STUFF ABOUT THEM TO EXPLORE FURTHER YOU COULD HAVE USED!! but i guess they just "didnt want to play with you anymore" and that so much so that they went out of their way to erase every trace of it, i dont think the words shiekah tech are ever used in the game, and the purah pad and her towers just drive me more isnane bc they are the same shit but called different and also much worse, liek the purah pad isnt some more developed shiekah stone, no its a glorified camera with a teleport function and thats it

(i know i said this before but i really cant stand how obsessed every single NPC is with sonau shit, you get told to your face every second line of dialog that they are so cool and are so mysterious that it just makes me annoyed of them even more, the game is obsessed with shoving them everywhere and telling you over and over you too should obsess over them, they werent weird like that about the shiekah stuff in botw?? the biggesst talking point in botw was calamity ganon ..... which makes sense and in totk its like ... gan is mentioned what, in a newspaper article??? once???and then not even by name i think???)

aside from that big point which will never let me go, its also just .. its not moving forward anything, it actively walks BACK the progress that was made in botw, call me dumb but i dont really count moving one step up in the social roles of each race as a character development (for the side characters like the champions desc- ahem SAGES) but mainly zelda ... god how dirty she was done, totk pretty explicitely makes her regress any development she made in botw aside from she likes link uwu and some people like her too, but also not enough to notice that that weird zelda being all evil and weird isnt her (INLCUDING THE CHAMP- SAGES WHO YOU ARE SUPPOSEDLY FRIENDS WITH??? you dont have to be a genius to pick up on that my god, were you all given the mc dumbo potion or what)

she gets put back to square one, back into the little itty bitty princessy maiden role forced upon her by her royal parentage, this time rauru edition, back into a white little dress, back into the scared puppy eyed teenager, back into a situation she cant handle, back into losing everyone around her (tho honestly botw made me care more about rhoam than totk did about rauru), back into being forced to do a big sacrifice- but worse actually

in botw she went to FIGHT AND HOLD GANON IN THE CASTLE SO LINK HAD TIME TO RECOVER AND IT WOULDNT DESTROY THE LAND!! and you are telling me in totk rauru takes up her botw role and she bascially killed herself to ... restore the mastersword.

......... she ... she did that only to be a glorified version of the stone pedestal in the forest. and then she gets returned to normal itty bitty girly no problem via magic sparkle beam at the end and

DOESNT

EVEN

REMEMBER.

it really is just botw but worse, you even get yet another ghost king of hyrule to guide you around (rhoam did it better fight me ... we dont talk about the questionable choice to make himself darker skinned when posing as just some guy)

i honestly dont think i was ever truly taken aback by anythign that happened in botw, while in totk, the further i played, the more i had to fight with myself to keep the feeling of unease, disappointment and betrayal down

its such a god damn shame, totk should have stayed a DLC, i will forever mournfully dream of a game that explores more of the ancient shiekah, doesnt erase integral parts of the world, developes characters more instead of making them regress back and make them end up even less developed than at the start of the game, dives into buried secrets and mistakes of dark pages of history without giving into a weirldy nationalist(imperalisitc?) narrative and lets characters have some agency for once

if it werent for the yiga i might have actually considered refunding the game, just to be at peace with myself

anyway, aboslutely incoherent word vomit.

[infinitehyperfixations]

I think almost everyone has collectively agreed that Miguel O’Hara is an ass man and because of that just imagine how he would react seeing (Y/N) in those tiktok leggings that make your ass look like it’s double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon.

He would absolutely lose his fucking mind

[bonni]

I do believe that kabru is down bad for laios by the end of the series (not sure if I believe he felt that way before the "I want to be your friend" scene, to me kabru is the kind of person whose feelings only become real when he says them out loud bc he's just that repressed) but I wouldn't call myself a labru shipper because I do not believe that laios feels the same way about him, lmao

[cowboy-robooty]

everyday im fighting for my life because i always hate the sex parts of my gay porn comics

[james-spooky]

this is a test

[triglycercule]

the murder time trio prank eachother but their idea of pranks is really really really REALLY fucked up. and by fucked up i mean triggering and traumatizing

killer and dust pull a kidnapper move and force horror to sleep and when he wakes up he's stuck in a room with delicious aromatic foods. the food is in front of him. it is right there. it is all around him. he can smell it and by god hes so fucking hungry like holy shit hes so hungry from the smell but he can't move (either blue magic or restraints). they trap him in here for like an hour because if they did more horror would legitimately go completely insane

dust's prank is a long and drawn out game of psychological torment. and it's not even that bad it's just that the actual prank is that killer and horror actually act normal. bro is so used to their shenanigans that when they're normal he immediately assumes somethings wrong. killer talks about the human and how fun it was to kill with them and he wishes he could do it again. one day horror pops up with his hood up and a red scarf. dust asks him where the scarfs from and horror says its from his papyrus. refuses to elaborate. dust is going crazy from the paranoia and the delusions that one day while they're all chilling he just breaks down

the prank on killer is self inflicted. all they have to do is just avoid him for an extended period of time. nothing he does gets a reaction from them and eventually he'll get so bored that he does the most reckless and dangerous things to fill the void of boredom. in that time period of no dust and horror he has eaten several poisonous items. jumped from multiple high buildings (and survived to his dismay). gotten a little too handsy with knives and guns and weapons and stuff and probably lost so many limbs in that process. horror and dust continue to avoid him until they get bored of seeing killer so beat up

okay but triglycercule why the hell would they ever do this. because its funny of course thats why theyd do it. and also they hate eachother. theyre all fucked up in the head the pranks would be anything but normal. after a month or two of the pranks they end up laughing about it and then the victim of previous prank ends up getting back at the other two. never ending cycle of beef

[ratatatastic]

the 4th unanswered goal of the night, cats are up 4-0 into the 3rd off a power play goal and a beauty of a slapper from montour

the 1st powerplay unit has accounted for half of the goals scored in this game so far

and on that note its important to point out that in the boston series alone 3 out of the 5 players (barkov, verhaeghe and now montour) in the 1st powerplay unit have recorded powerplay goals

a tale as old as time (matty and sasha recording primary and secondary assists) on the same pp goals

the celly oh its a majestic one for sure

florida panthers @ boston bruins game 3 | 5.10.24

[teddybeartoji]

ineed nanami so badly it’s insane atp i need him to finger me to sleep while he tucks my head in his neck gently Imliterally cryinf goodbye

JASDHAJDGHADHAWDHGA YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!! YES AND YES AND YES!!! YOU KNOW HE'S GONNA TREAT YOU SOO SO FUCKING GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S GONNA LET YOU HIDE YOUR FACE IN THE CROOK OF HIS NECK, WHISPERING PRAISE INTO YOUR EAR ALL WHILE BEING KNUCKLES DEEP IN YOUR PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND AFTER HE'S DONE HE'S GONNA KISS YOUR FOREHEAD SO FUCKING LOVINGLY IT ALMOST MAKES YOU SICK AND HE'S GONNA CLEAN YOU UP AND THEN HE'S JUST GONNA CUDDLE YOU AND PLAY WITH YOUR HAIR UNTIL YOU FALL ASLEEP!!!!!!!!!! HE'S THE PERFECT MAN I'M AFRAID NONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[beanghostprincess]

isn't it funny how sanji got two hair colours? how his head hair is a bright blond but beard and body hair are a deep black? and how his modified siblings got different hair colors as a modification marker? and how sanji's was supposed to be black?

You're just giving me more reasons to write angst